Sunday, December 24, 2006

Auburn and its' women

A very beautiful someone recently suggested I write a piece on the simple fact that Auburn has the most beautiful women. I wondered if people who read a blog about Auburn sports would want to see this type of article. Then i also began pondering how what the artcile would entail. . . and i concluded that it was a worthy piece to write.

Fact. Auburn women are the most beautiful women in the world. This is especially true if you are an Auburn man yourself. I'm sure you could find a Kentucky, Ole Miss, or Vanderbilt student/alumni who argue that their respective schools house the world's finest selection of females. But being the biased Auburn lover that I am, I will give them credit for having good looking girls, but will never believe that any other schools are capable of allowing a man to sit on a picnic table on a spring afternoon and just watch the "scenery" go by and be in total amazement of its beauty like you can at Auburn. Auburn simply has a larger percentage of these girls than any other school.

Lee Corso said it best. "I love Auburn, Auburn has the most beautiful women in the world..." Although his prediction of the Auburn-Florida game was dead wrong, his statement about Auburn women was dead on. There is nothing better than a girl dressed in orange and blue with a game face tattoo on Saturday. I think it is safe to say it is every man's dream.

After careful consideration and thought I have ranked SEC schools by how beautiful the women there are. Note: little time was spent on numbers 2-12. The number 1 spot however has been determined after a lifetime of thought and research.

1. Auburn
2. Ole Miss
3. Vanderbilt
4. Kentucky
5. Florida
6. South Carolina
7. UGA
T8. Tennessee
T8. LSU
T8. Alabama
T8. Mississippi State
T8. Arkansas

I concede that all school have great looking girls. This list is pretty much a toss up after the 1st five. I basically just went on reputation.

1 comment:

Tom said...

Yep - Agreed! Nice phot but couldn't you have photoshop'ed the trash can out and put in a beach instead?