Christmas Cheer

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UP ON THE CAPSTONE
Sung to the tune of “Up on the Rooftop,” a timeless Christmas ditty.

Up on the Capstone Aubie’s paws
Scribbled Shula’s Severance Clause!
Down thru the season with lots of moans
All for the little ones - ICE CREAM CONES!!!!!!

Ho, ho, ho!
Five in a row!
Ho, ho, ho!
Row Tahd Row???
Up on the Capstone
Click, clack, click
Bambi’s a duckin’
To avoid a brick!

First four fingers, was Tubs that dumb,
To taunt Alabama with his thumb?
Plans for revenge UA did hatch,
But their O-Line stinks. “Pew! Light a match!”

Ho, ho, ho!
Five in a row!
Ho, ho, ho!
Row Tahd Row???
Up on the Capstone
Clack, click, clack
Wilson and Shula
Have both been sacked!

Mal dug out his big checkbook
To find a coach that he could hook.
”No!” said Stevie, as did Nick,
Rich did too, Now he’s a dick?

Ho, ho, ho!
Five in a row!
Ho, ho, ho!
Row Tahd Row???
Watch the program
Down the hole!
”Enjoy your
In-de-pen-dence Bowl!”


War Eagle!